About Me

Hello, Hola, Bonjour, Guten Morgen, 你好 ! I grew up in the 70s, I was educated in the 80s and had great fun working in a Cafe Bar and nightclub in the 90s. After my Halcyon years my bank manager and I decided it was time to get a 'proper…

Posted on Jul 29, 2014
Customer Service or Dissatisfaction?

  I love my job, most of the people that I speak to every day are lovely, happy clients - after all they are calling to book their dream cruise holiday Occasionally it is fair to say that a client calls and for whatever reason is not happy or is a…

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Posted on Jul 22, 2014
Don’t miss the boat!

    I had no idea until recently that there is a spectator sport called 'Pier Running' It is a source of amusement for passengers in Balcony cabins or Suites facing the port watching for any latecomers back to the ship The internet is full of rather cruel videos of…

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Posted on Jul 15, 2014

It's a question often asked by guests that would like to either take a bottle of their favourite wine to enjoy on their balcony or would like to know the policy for buying a nice bottle in port to take back to the ship to enjoy either in their cabin…

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Posted on Jun 17, 2014
Will You Marry Me?

It's my 5th Wedding Anniversary next week, apparently this is symbolised with Wood!   I remember my wedding day clearly, to be honest it wasn't exactly romantic but it was certainly memorable, we had travelled to New York and we had planned to get hitched while we were there, we…

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Posted on Jun 10, 2014
Balcony Etiquette!

  I was once discussing the pros and cons of having a larger balcony on a Princess ship and the fact that it would be slightly overlooked from above, my client went on to tell me that she had once been up on a top deck when she looked below…

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Posted on Jun 3, 2014
Crazy Concepts or the Shape of Things to Come?

With every new ship that is launched there are so many incredible new features that make your journey unforgettable. You can spend the day rock climbing, ice-skating, café hopping or shopping. Relax by the pool or go surfing on the surf simulator with Royal Caribbean or even go Bowling on board…

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Posted on May 27, 2014
Would you like to own a piece of The World?

  For some people, cruise ships offer a dreamlike existence — travel to international hot spots with world-class spas and restaurants just outside the door of your well-appointed room.   And for a select group of people who live on cruise ships long-term, that dream is everyday life. Some buy…

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Posted on May 20, 2014
Quantum goes Global !

Quantum Global Odyssey cruise is to bring Quantum-Class Cruising to Worlds Top Cosmopolitan Cities   For the first time ever Royal Caribbean are offering a 53 night epic journey, departing 2 May 2015 from New York to what will be Quantum's home port - Shanghai, China , Quantum of the Seas will…

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Posted on May 14, 2014
Nice work if you can get it!

Do you love to cruise? Have you been considering a career change?     Why not cruise the world and work on a Luxury cruise ship, these are some of the current vacancies! Mixologist  - The role of an onboard mixologist is one of a highly skilled, vastly experienced and considerably knowledgeable…

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Posted on May 6, 2014
Land Ahoy! Shore Tours and More

So you have booked your dream cruise, you have chosen your perfect cabin now it's time to book your perfect shore excursions, for years the cruise lines have had a monopoly on shore tours and some of the prices could be staggering, we can now offer you an alternative to…

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