Everything louder than everything else.

Well the silly season is upon us again so instead of my usual weekly rant, I thought I’d get off my soapbox and bring to your attention to something silly.

 And what could be more silly than this?

KISS KRUISE IV – Oh Yeah!

Miraculously in its 4th year, dressing up like a numpty, playing air guitar to your hearts content and paying to watch an elderly overweight American man with an unfeasibly long tongue doesn’t seem to be losing its obvious appeal.

To be fair, drinking copious amounts of beer and listening to (albeit bad) rock music under the heat of the Miami sun doesn’t seem a half bad proposition right now. Not sure spandex trousers would be a good idea in that weather though.

So what I want to know is, who would you like to see following in the footsteps of Kiss?

‘Su-Bo at Sea’ perhaps or the ‘Iron Maiden Voyage’? Let me know who you would choose.

I reckon it would be worth One Direction doing one just to give hundreds of people the opportunity to push them overboard.

And remember….God gave rock ‘n’ roll to you, gave rock ‘n’ roll to everyone.