VERY NAUGHTY BUT NICE THINGS TO DO ON A CRUISE

Beautiful sunsets, moonlit  strolls along the deck, table for two gazing in each others eyes, we have all witnessed it and appreciated the love that is in the air, but really the reality can be totally different. Will you be shocked when I say this is just not the case and couples being incredibly naughty on board is on the increase and I don’t just mean naughty some can be rude to the extreme. So here are seven of the Naughtiest things you can do on a cruise.

7. It starts off with Strawberries and Champagne delivered to the cabin door but its not surprising when you hear the waiter say “HOW much whipped cream are you wanting delivered”????????????????

6.Midnight swim once everyone has gone to bed , apparently swimming is a popular excercise  on a cruise after hours, well I guess you need to keep the pounds off somehow and swimming is supposed to be good for toning muscles too. Just don’t get caught!!

5.Steamy Sauna Sessions, another reason to get all hot and bothered and of course sweaty is a steamy sauna session on board, very popular I believe with Honeymooners.

4. Nothing nicer than a nice kiss and cuddle under the stars in the secluded cabanas on board , now I will be honest and will admit that I myself have participated in just a cuddle in a cabana on board but I have also witnessed couples participating in a bit of excercise too and after my embarrassment quickly walked away but they work for some.

3. Full Body Massage – How lovely is it to relax in the spa and have a his and hers full body massage, for most of us this is complete bliss but for the Naughty ones well I can only imagine their understanding of this sought after treat at no extra cost!

2. Table for 2 – Now this is a must and although you may see couples staring lovingly in each others eyes,  its what goes on under the table that counts , Footsie under the table is an extremely seductive act and has of course been seen in many many movies.

1. And if the above doesn’t float your desire for each other then their is always Swinging, yes Swinging is alot more popular on cruise ships than you think and will you be shocked when I tell you there are two dedicated swinging/nude cruises in the coming months on two of our most popular cruise ships. So if you ever see “Couples Cruise” you now know what this is.

INDEPENDENCE OF THE SEAS – 12TH NOVEMBER – 10 NIGHTS – CARIBBEAN – DEDICATED SWINGERS CRUISE

AZAMARA JOURNEY – 3RD JANUARY 2015 – 7 NIGHTS – SOUTH AMERICAN CRUISE

Of course you don’t need to be honeymooners to share some cheeky time with your loved one, but saucy romance in various forms is definitely on the increase on cruise ships as these swingers cruises are sold out months in advance so I am told.

I guess I don’t need to say anymore, what has surprised me more than anything is Indy being used as a swingers cruise but I guess they have always had the topless sundeck lol . Any thoughts? Let me know !

Holly xx