Crazy questions from guests

Hi Cruisers

Have you ever asked a question and thought to yourself, Did I really ask that?

Well as I worked on cruises for many years I could write a book with all the funny questions I heard from the guests.

Here are some of the crazy questions I have had over the years.

Where are we sailing to?

How do I walk forward?

Is the toilet water salty?

What time are we taking off?

Do you go home each night?

How do we know which one is our photo?

Does the lift takes us forward?

Why are we rocking?

Is the moon we see the same moon back at home?

That poor house keeper must be exhausted cleaning the lift on every floor.

I can go anywhere I want on this ship, I have paid enough to own this ship.

I will never sail on this ship again as the weather was terrible.

Which cruises will I not suffer from sea sickness?

I wasn’t told to bring my swim suit for the pool.

Why is there no air conditioning ashore?

I am not happy that the beach we went to was a nudist beach, we was not informed about this when we booked the cruise.

Do the stairs go up or down?

Has this ship ever sunk?

Do you have to leave the ship to go on a shore excursion?

I have been invited to the Captains table for dinner with the Captain but i am worried who will be driving the ship.

Does this ship generate it’s own power?

What time is the midnight buffet?

I have an outside cabin, will I get wet when it rains?

The list goes on.

Hope this made you laugh.

I am off to take my son to the cinema while I have a nap as I can never seem to stay awake once the lights go down.

Bye for now