The most ridiculous complaints ever!

I have done a few blogs on this before however I am incredulous to some of the things that people complain about these days.

Here’s a few and feel free to add any you have heard:


  • There is too much sand on the beach


  • There are too many fish in the sea


  • We bought ‘Ray Ban’ sunglasses from a street trader for five Euros only to discover they were fake


  • There were too many Chinese people (whilst on a Far East cruise)


  • We had to queue outside with no air conditioning


  • Children were allowed on the cruise ship (Britannia – a family ship)


  • My husband got distracted by topless sunbathers


  • The Great Wall of China was just a wall


  • And in the same ilk the Grand canyon is just rocks


  • The Mona Lisa was too small and also the Little Mermaid


  • No wifi at Machu Picchu and its too high


  • We usually come off our cruises heavier and this time we put on no weight. Its not good enough!


  • We didn’t know it would rain a lot in Norway


  • The maid  who cleaned our rooms made the towels into Swans. I don’t like Swans.


  • I got sunburnt and should have been warned the sun in Mexico is brighter than that in England


  • The flight time was unfair. It took us 9 hours to get home from Jamaica to England but the Americans got home in under three hours.


  • There was curry in India.


  • It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel


  • The beach had too many fat people. It was gross


  • Why doesn’t everyone speak English? We went Spain and no one understood English. We will never go back there again


  • You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room


Are there any others that you can think of?

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