“HELP! I’M DROWNING! RESCUE ME! I’M DYING!”

So, I am ok – fear not….im not dying , sorry about the title. This week I found these pieces of advice for cruise passengers and is one of the funniest things I have stumbled upon in ages – albeit slightly negative! Should you ever find yourself in the unfortunate position of falling overboard, read this , remember it and erm, GOOD LUCK!

Thwart being thrown off, if possible. If someone begins to approach you strangely and picks you up/begins to push you, scream as loud as you can, and cry for help. In such dire situations, it is publicly acceptable to do anything to gain attention. Screaming “FIRE!” is likely to get others to notice than just “Help!” Bite, spit on, kick, or do anything else to defend yourself on the person attempting to hurt you. While this may seem like a joke, it is what people are advised to do if approached by an attacker and not at all a joke. This may help repel the attacker.

If you are thrown off or fall off, try to hang onto something. For example, if the ship has several decks and you happen to pass by other decks as you drop, grab hold of the railings or other bearing.

Once you are in the water, scream as loud as you can. DO NOT take your time – it is a matter of life and death. Scream, “HELP! I’M DROWNING! RESCUE ME! I’M DYING!”, or anything else you can think of.

Stay afloat. Don’t panic. Move your arms and legs back and forth, doing free-stroke. Hang onto anything that may have fallen off the ship as a result of your descent, such as a plank of wood, or anything else that floats.

Continue to scream even if someone on the ship sees and runs off to get help. You need as much attention as possible.

Unfortunately, the ship might go far away soon without anyone noticing. Wave your arms up in the air to signal help. If you see any ships near, continue to do so. Hang onto a branch if you can see it.

If you can see shore, then swim towards it. This is a last-ditch effort. If shore is nowhere nearby but there is an island, and you happen to make it successfully, be prepared to survive in the wild until rescue comes.

If you do happen to be rescued, seek medical attention immediately. Chances are, you will be injured and in some kind of trauma. Report the case to authorities in the ship immediately. If you are in trauma, or are scared, remind yourself that you have survived falling off a ship, tell yourself that you will recover in the end.

Be reasonable. If you have been stranded for more than about three or four hours and no ships have happened to pass by, your chances of survival are extremely low. While it may be depressing, console yourself with memories of good times, the fact that you will probably pass out before you drown.

So as you are obviously all now looking forward to your next cruise after reading this , call me on 0800 408 6107 or email me on [email protected]  STAY SAFE!!

 

 

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Hello everyone, My name is Haydn , I live in Caerphilly South Wales with my wife and 2 young sons. I have been in the Travel Industry for just over 23 years now, specializing in cruising for the last 13 years. I have been on a variety of Cruise ships,…

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