25 Of The Stupidest Cruise Complaints We’ve Ever Heard

July 23, 2015

We must have heard them all over the years, from the genuine to the funny to the just plain “I’m sorry, did you really just say that?”

Please don’t misunderstand us, as great as we all know cruising to be we’re sure if you made a complaint on-board you’d have a good reason to do so and would never dream of complaining about some of things the people below did.

They’re all genuine complaints we’ve heard over the years though, all made by genuine cruisers and all for genuine reasons (or at least they must have thought so in their own heads!)

Enjoy…

 

Did they not know who he was?

Honeymoon cruise complaint

How very dare he!

Captain wouldnt wait cruise complaint

Isn’t stalking illegal?

 

Seems fair to us…

Alaska cruise complaint

 

Our specialist cruise consultant Zara shared this with us –

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Bah… Humbug!

Scrooge cruise complaint

 

No one likes getting sea sick!

sea sick cruise complaint

 

Why would you want it to…?

titanic cruise complaint

 

What a great idea!

too loud cruise complaint

 

Not with these shoes dahling!

Fashion cruise complaint

 

The photographer can only work with what’s there…

Ugly cruise complaint

 

Just get a louder alarm clock!

uy an alarm clock cruise complaint

 

Some people shouldn’t be allowed out on their own

Some people need escorting everywhere cruise complaint

 

Remind us to avoid that waterpark

waterpark cruise complaint

 

`Who doesn’t like  a good curry?

Curry cruise complaint

 

We’re sure they’ll get right on that for you

sieasta time cruise complaint

 

Well what did you think they did?

mosquito cruise complaint

 

Actually… we quite like this idea; outdoors air-conditioning!

Air conditioning cruise complaint

 

Eugh, white sand!!!!

White sand cruise complaint

 

Some people shouldn’t be allowed out on their own (again)

stupid cruise complaint

 

Well we like hairdressers!

hairderesser cruise complaint

 

We have no words…

pregnancy cruise complaint

 

Or just go to a different beach?

stupidest cruise complaints

 

Seems legit…

stupidest cruise complaints

 

Well you would be startled wouldn’t you?

stupidest cruise complaints

 

We’re sure these people thought they had genuine reasons to complain. Either that or they were just trying it on!

What do you think?

What’s the funniest complaint you’ve ever heard when you were on holiday?

Let us know in the comments below…

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