Frequent questions asked by cruisers……Is this you?

Does this lift go up or down?

Do you clean the windows in the lift on all floors?

How do the crew get taken off the ship at night?

Is the fish caught fresh?

Where does the ship park after my cruise?

What time is the midnight Buffet?

How do I work the microwave in my stateroom? (It’s the safe)

Does the elevator take me to the back of the ship?

Where is the Russian Roulette table?

Please feel free to comment and add any questions which you have heard onboard.