Having a lazy Sunday afternoon and flicking through the latest celeb mags , I came across a story that made me chuckle.An article had been written about a women who had visted the old Queen Mary ship which is now a hotel in California. She had just split up from her partner and soon felt great emotions and love for the ship itself. She was quoted to say ‘On the ship I started to feel better.It felt as if it was a big stong man wrapping his arm around me’.
On her second visit she realised that she was sexually attracted to it ‘ I wanted to kiss the Brass fittings and wooden rails’.
This women became so besotted with the ship that she evem moved to an apartment 15 Mins from the dock and whenever she can she books a £70 a night cabin so she can be intimate with the cruise ship.
Finally last month she took the big jump and married the ship in a £2000.00 ceremony. Funnily enough she went on to say that only two of her friends made it to the ceremony and her family have distanced themselves from her.She has promised to love , honour and obey the ship , visit it daily and stay over regularly. Bizarre to say the least , I think eventually she will probaly meet someone and move on from the ship.Wonder if she tells the ship off for leaving up the toilet seats!!!!!!