Are You Serious??…..

After 25 years in travel and nearly 20 years selling cruises I have heard a lot of crazy questions over the years and a few from my colleagues, here are just a few – please add any crazy conversations you have over heard on board !

”What time does the Midnight Buffet start?”

”Can I take my cat on board?”

”Is food included in an all-inclusive?”

”Does “ocean-view” mean I’ll have a view of the ocean?”

”Can I fish off the back of the ship?”

”Do you allow water skiing off the back of the boat?”

”Do the Crew live on board?”

” Has this ship ever sank?”

”How small does your face have to be to get a mini-facial at the salon?”

”What do you do with the beautiful ice carvings after they’ve melted?” 

”Are the cabins underwater?”

”If I have an outside cabins will I get wet if it rains?”

”Why is the microwave in my cabin not working?” (Because it’s a safe!)  

”Do these stairs go up or down?”

”What language will the Ballet be in?”

(To the photo manager at the display of photos taken of guests on board) ”How do I know which photos are mine?”

” Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?”

”Do these stairs go up or down?”

”What language will the Ballet be in?”

(To the photo manager at the display of photos taken of guests on board) ”How do I know which photos are mine?”

” Which elevator do I take to get to the front of the ship?”

“Is that fresh or salt water in the toilets?”

At a Q & A the captain was asked ” Who’s steering the ship with you here?”

‘Does the airport offer traditional transfer options, such as by donkey?

Which is nicest – Majorca or Mallorca?

Someone also wanted to know if they would end up in Holland if they drove through the Holland Tunnel in New York.

‘Was this man-made?’ asked a tourist at the Grand Canyon National Park

‘What time do they turn on the Northern Lights?’

”Which beach is closet to the Ocean?”

How many pairs of pants should I pack for a seven-night holiday?’’