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    Originally posted by Barrowman, Bedford View Post
    Cutting lawns in five minutes
    They must be small lawns

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      Ours take around 45 minutes

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        Originally posted by Mariers2, Rushden View Post

        They must be small lawns
        Very witty, I like it...............
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          Raining today, no lawn mowing!

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            Greenhouse tomato still needs watering

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              Ever considered an automatic system?

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                I've got an automatic car.............
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                  Mine is an automatic hybrid

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                    Too much automatic =Brain atrophy

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                      Use brain for other things

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                        Originally posted by Cooke, Ashby View Post
                        Mine is an automatic hybrid
                        You can have them removed........
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                          Naughty Dave! It's a car.

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                            Originally posted by Cooke, Ashby View Post
                            Naughty Dave! It's a car.
                            Maybe confused "automatic" with "Adenoids"---which are removable

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                              I suspected he meant "haemorrhoids"

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                                No, nothing of the sort

                                (On holiday at the moment - Potters)
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