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    Bottle of Wine
    (Women will LOVE this one!)
    A woman and a man are involved in a car accident on a snowy, cold Monday
    morning; it's a bad one. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but
    amazingly neither of them is hurt. God works in mysterious ways.
    After they crawl out of their cars, the man is yelling about women
    drivers.
    The woman says, 'So, you're a man. That's interesting. I'm a woman. Wow,
    just look at our cars! There's nothing left, but we're unhurt. This must
    be a sign from God that we should be friends and live in peace for the
    rest of our days.'
    Flattered, the man replies, 'Oh yes, I agree completely, this must be a
    sign from God! But you're still at fault...women shouldn't be allowed to
    drive.'
    The woman continues, 'And look at this, here's another miracle. My car is
    completely demolished but this bottle of wine didn't break. Surely God
    wants us to drink this wine and celebrate our good fortune. She hands the
    bottle to the man.
    The man nods his head in agreement, opens it and drinks half the bottle
    and then hands it back to the woman.
    The woman takes the bottle, puts the cap back on and hands it back to the
    man.
    The man asks, 'Aren't you having any?'
    The woman replies, 'No. I think I'll just wait for the police...'

    MORAL OF THE STORY:
    Women are clever, evil bitches.
    Don't mess with them.
    sigpicDebbie x

    #2
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    Brilliant...even being a man I like it, and will remember it just in case I get in that situation.
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    Cruisings Cool
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    Cruisings Cool

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      #3
      Made me chuckle, will be showing it to my hubby when he gets home from work.

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        #4
        Had that one a while back in my e-mails, but it is rather good!
        We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.sigpic

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