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    #16
    Curious turn of events:

    A man chases a woman -until she catches him!


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    It wasn't supposed to be like that!
    and yet that's how it always ends up.

    Very strange occurence, I reckon.
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      #17
      Man in Debenhams on Christmas Eve.
      "I'd like to buy that dress for my wife - can you gift wrap it?"
      "Yes sir, what size is she?"
      "Any size it doesn't matter just wrap it up please. She'll be bringing it back on Boxing Day."

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        #18
        Originally posted by grantthomas, Emsworth View Post
        Ah that's a different medical condition, selective hearing, with a severity that get's much worse with the TV tube on :D
        hubbie's affliction is worse when the football is on the box. :mad:
        don't want to work, just want to cruise.

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          #19
          Originally posted by Hampshire Thorn, Fareham View Post
          Man in Debenhams on Christmas Eve.
          "I'd like to buy that dress for my wife - can you gift wrap it?"
          "Yes sir, what size is she?"
          "Any size it doesn't matter just wrap it up please. She'll be bringing it back on Boxing Day."
          My birthday last weekend.........the jumpers will be going back tomorrow from other half......see it works both ways!!!! :D
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          Next cruises: Celebrity Eclipse (May 2015)
          Past 6 years: Independence of the Seas (x3), Queen Mary 2 (x7), Celebrity Eclipse (x2), NCL Norwegian Jade, P&O Aurora (2), NCL Getaway
          Ship Visits: MSC Opera, HAL Ryndam, Royal Princess, MSC Magnifica

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            #20
            Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

            There would be a cure for stretch marks.
            Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
            Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
            All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
            Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
            Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
            They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
            Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
            Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
            Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
            They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
            Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world
            We are all atheists about most of the gods that humanity has ever believed in. Some of us just go one god further.sigpic

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              #21
              Originally posted by Issyalex, Glasgow View Post
              hubbie's affliction is worse when the football is on the box. :mad:
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              I truly feel sorry for you girls who have football mad OH's - my wife tells me she only married me because Iv'e never been interested in it.

              Now give me rallycross or F1 and I'm glued to the box but not so much that it stops my mouth working.
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                #22
                Originally posted by Barrowman, Bedford View Post
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                I truly feel sorry for you girls who have football mad OH's - my wife tells me she only married me because Iv'e never been interested in it.

                Now give me rallycross or F1 and I'm glued to the box but not so much that it stops my mouth working.
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                You and my OH. are going to get on like a house on fire on Magnifica. He hates football, but F1 or any motorsport he absolutely adores. But his mouth shuts, even I dare not speak, dogs cant bark, hoover is banned. It's the only time he do'snt answer me back.Carol
                sigpic*Carol M*

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                  #23
                  Originally posted by Shelledpea, Stalybridge, nr Manchester View Post
                  Maternity leave would last two years....with full pay.

                  There would be a cure for stretch marks.
                  Natural childbirth would become obsolete.
                  Morning sickness would rank as the nation's #1 health problem.
                  All methods of birth control would be 100% effective.
                  Children would be kept in the hospital until toilet trained.
                  Men would be eager to talk about commitment.
                  They wouldn't think twins were so cute.
                  Sons would have to be home from dates by 10:00 PM.
                  Briefcases would be used as diaper bags.
                  Paternity suits would be a fashion line of clothes.
                  They'd stay in bed during the entire pregnancy.
                  Restaurants would include ice cream and pickles as main entree's. Women would rule the world
                  and the human race would become extinct.
                  all pain would be re-named MAN PAIN.
                  morphine would be the first choice for analgesia.

                  I thought woman DID rule the world anyway
                  don't want to work, just want to cruise.

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