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    Men are just Happier

    Men are just happier people, what do you expect from such simple creatures!

    1. Your last name stays the same.......
    2. The garage is all yours.
    3. Wedding plans take care of themselves
    4. Chocolate is just another snack
    5. You can never be pregnant
    6. You can wear a white T shirt in the rain
    7. you can wear no T shirt in the rain
    8. Car mechanics tell you the truth
    9. You never have to drive to another petrol station toilet because this ones to filthy
    10. You dont have to stop and think which way to turn a nut on a bolt
    11. Same work - more pay
    12. Wrinkles add character

    14. People never stare at your chest when you speak to them
    15. One mood all the time
    16. Phone calls are over in 30 seconds flat
    17. You know stuff about tanks
    18. A fourteen day holiday only requires one suitcase
    19. You can open your own jars
    20. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend

    22. You never see wrinkles in your clothes
    23. You never have bra strap problems in public
    24. Three pairs of shoes are enough


    How many more. ;) I'm sure - many many.
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    lol Barrrowman - did you get a new book for xmas or is this best of the joke emails :-)
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      #3
      No and no

      A friend gave me this the other day on a sheet of A4 but I have had to censor some so as not to offend. Even though they say girls are worse than boys these days.
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        #4
        I think that pretty well sums it up!;)

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          #5
          men are not happier just easy pleased :D
          don't want to work, just want to cruise.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Issyalex, Glasgow View Post
            men are not happier just easy pleased :D
            Hey. Is'nt that the same Issy - and I bet your glad we are too!
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              #7
              Originally posted by Issyalex, Glasgow View Post
              men are not happier just easy pleased :D
              The trouble with most men is they know all about women, but nothing about wives!:D
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                #8
                Originally posted by the mumfords, Nr. rotherham View Post
                The trouble with most men is they know all about women, but nothing about wives!:D
                too right. :D
                don't want to work, just want to cruise.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by the mumfords, Nr. rotherham View Post
                  The trouble with most men is they know all about women, but nothing about wives!:D
                  I'm glad you said Most men - I adore the ground my wife walks on - I know because she told me!!
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                    #10
                    Oh there are some classics coming out in this thread, "I married my wife as for me she was Miss Right, I just didn't know until it was to late that the A initial was short for Always".

                    Ber-dum-TISH!
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                    Next cruises: Celebrity Eclipse (May 2015)
                    Past 6 years: Independence of the Seas (x3), Queen Mary 2 (x7), Celebrity Eclipse (x2), NCL Norwegian Jade, P&O Aurora (2), NCL Getaway
                    Ship Visits: MSC Opera, HAL Ryndam, Royal Princess, MSC Magnifica

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                      #11
                      Originally posted by grantthomas, Emsworth View Post
                      Oh there are some classics coming out in this thread, "I married my wife as for me she was Miss Right, I just didn't know until it was to late that the A initial was short for Always".

                      Ber-dum-TISH!
                      I always have the last word with my wife...................

                      "Yes dear" :o
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                        #12
                        Originally posted by Wansbrough, Weston Super Mare View Post
                        I always have the last word with my wife...................

                        "Yes dear" :o
                        funny hubbie always says that too, but when he does I know he's not interested/listening to me. :mad:
                        don't want to work, just want to cruise.

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                          #13
                          I always get the last word with my wife, as long as the last word is 'Sorry'
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                            #14
                            Originally posted by Issyalex, Glasgow View Post
                            funny hubbie always says that too, but when he does I know he's not interested/listening to me. :mad:
                            Ah that's a different medical condition, selective hearing, with a severity that get's much worse with the TV tube on :D
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                            Ship Visits: MSC Opera, HAL Ryndam, Royal Princess, MSC Magnifica

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                              #15
                              'er indoors is very understanding. She understands that there are two ways of dealing with any matter. Her way & the wrong way.

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