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    #16
    Originally posted by Jenkin, EA View Post
    Absolutely! They live and breed among us

    Take care and Stay well! Helen

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        #18
        New Tokyo olympic logo

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          #19
          https://m.facebook.com/story.php?sto...&id=1396843711




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            #20
            Ireland on lock down due to the virus!! Paddy and Murphy have just been signed up by the army. They are given a rifle each and told...‘ Martial law has been declared! Anyone caught out after 6 pm it's SHOOT TO KILL!!!

            On their first day, they are sitting on a rooftop when Paddy lets off 3 rounds and kills a man who is walking along the pavement!

            Murphy shouts PADDY WHAT ARE YOU DOING? IT'S ONLY 5.45! Paddy replies: I Know where he lives...... He’ll never make it home by 6!!!😂😂😂

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              #21
              😂😂😂 loving this. Thank you
              lets see if we can add any more today xx
              Past cruises:
              Carnival Conquest October 2002
              Independence of the Seas October 2012
              Independence of the Seas May 2014
              Explorer of the Seas June 2015
              Norwegian Escape October 2015

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                #22
                Originally posted by Haworth, Wokingham View Post
                This kept me entertained for a while

                Pub quiz round - all Illnesses 🦠🦠🦠🦠🦠





                Q1: ⚫ 💀


                Q2: 🦶👄


                Q3: ☕ 🐝


                Q4: 🐷🦅


                Q5: 🟨🥵


                Q6: 💊 🎳 🅰️


                Q7: 🐓 🅿️ 🐃


                Q8: 🍺 🦠


                Q9: 🇹🇭 🍜 🆔 🥵


                Q10: 🦘 🔔 🅰️


                Bonus: S🍑

                John
                What’s number 4 John?
                Past cruises:
                Carnival Conquest October 2002
                Independence of the Seas October 2012
                Independence of the Seas May 2014
                Explorer of the Seas June 2015
                Norwegian Escape October 2015

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                  #23
                  You may know this, but it’s an all time favourite of mine, if no one posts the correct answers I will post them during the day, stay safe and healthy everyone

                  John

                  What 3 fish begin and end with the letter K, it’s a bit of fun and needs some lateral thinking

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                    #24
                    You think its bad now, wait until the Jehovah's Witnesses realise everyone's at home

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                      #25
                      Originally posted by cymrucruiser View Post

                      What’s number 4 John?
                      I think it is Swine flu.

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                        #26
                        Originally posted by Haworth, Wokingham View Post
                        You may know this, but it’s an all time favourite of mine, if no one posts the correct answers I will post them during the day, stay safe and healthy everyone

                        John

                        What 3 fish begin and end with the letter K, it’s a bit of fun and needs some lateral thinking
                        Killer Shark
                        Killer Haddock
                        Killer Pollack

                        That was easy.........................

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                          #27
                          Originally posted by andyn, Bucks View Post

                          Killer Shark
                          Killer Haddock
                          Killer Pollack

                          That was easy.........................
                          It would be if killer haddock and pollack were real, but congratulations you did get the first one right, I will post number 2 around 11.00 unless anyone gets it first

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                            #28
                            Originally posted by andyn, Bucks View Post
                            You think its bad now, wait until the Jehovah's Witnesses realise everyone's at home
                            Lock down time

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