I have done a few blogs on this before however I am incredulous to some of the things that people complain about these days.
Here’s a few and feel free to add any you have heard:
- There is too much sand on the beach
- There are too many fish in the sea
- We bought ‘Ray Ban’ sunglasses from a street trader for five Euros only to discover they were fake
- There were too many Chinese people (whilst on a Far East cruise)
- We had to queue outside with no air conditioning
- Children were allowed on the cruise ship (Britannia – a family ship)
- My husband got distracted by topless sunbathers
- The Great Wall of China was just a wall
- And in the same ilk the Grand canyon is just rocks
- The Mona Lisa was too small and also the Little Mermaid
- No wifi at Machu Picchu and its too high
- We usually come off our cruises heavier and this time we put on no weight. Its not good enough!
- We didn’t know it would rain a lot in Norway
- The maid who cleaned our rooms made the towels into Swans. I don’t like Swans.
- I got sunburnt and should have been warned the sun in Mexico is brighter than that in England
- The flight time was unfair. It took us 9 hours to get home from Jamaica to England but the Americans got home in under three hours.
- There was curry in India.
- It is your duty as a tour operator to advise us of noisy or unruly guests before we travel
- The beach had too many fat people. It was gross
- Why doesn’t everyone speak English? We went Spain and no one understood English. We will never go back there again
- You told us that there was a rooftop pool, but above us was just another room
Are there any others that you can think of?