25 Of The Stupidest Cruise Complaints We’ve Ever Heard

25 Of The Stupidest Cruise Complaints We’ve Ever Heard

We must have heard them all over the years, from the genuine to the funny to the just plain “I’m sorry, did you really just say that?”

Please don’t misunderstand us: as great as we all know cruising to be, we’re sure if you made a complaint on-board you’d have a good reason to do so and would never dream of complaining about some of things the people below did.

They’re all genuine complaints we’ve heard over the years though, all made by genuine cruisers and all for genuine reasons (or at least they must have thought so in their own heads!) Enjoy…


25- Did They Not Know Who He Was?

Honeymoon cruise complaint

24- How Very Dare He!

Captain wouldnt wait cruise complaint

23- Isn’t Stalking Illegal?


22- Seems Fair to Us…

Alaska cruise complaint


21- Our Specialist Cruise Consultant Zara Shared This With Us:


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20- Bah, Humbug!

Scrooge cruise complaint


19- No One Likes Getting Sea Sick!

sea sick cruise complaint


18- Why Would You Want it To…?

titanic cruise complaint


17- What a Great Idea!

too loud cruise complaint


16- Not With These Shoes, Darling!

Fashion cruise complaint


15- The Photographer Can Only Work With What’s There…

Ugly cruise complaint


14- Just Get A Louder Alarm Clock!

uy an alarm clock cruise complaint


13- Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed Out On Their Own

Some people need escorting everywhere cruise complaint


12- Remind Us to Avoid That Waterpark

waterpark cruise complaint


11- Who Doesn’t Like a Good Curry?

Curry cruise complaint


10- We’re Sure They’ll Get Right on That For You

sieasta time cruise complaint


9- Well, What Did You Think They Did?

mosquito cruise complaint


8- Actually…We Quite Like This Idea; Outdoors Air-Conditioning!

Air conditioning cruise complaint


7- Eugh, White Sand!!!!

White sand cruise complaint


6- Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed Out On Their Own (Again)

stupid cruise complaint


5- Well We Like Hairdressers!

hairderesser cruise complaint


4- We Have No Words…

pregnancy cruise complaint


3- Or Just Go To A Different Beach?

stupidest cruise complaints


2- Seems Legit…

stupidest cruise complaints


1- Well You Would Be Startled, Wouldn’t You?

stupidest cruise complaints


We’re sure these people thought they had genuine reasons to complain. Either that or they were just trying it on! What do you think? What’s the funniest complaint you’ve ever heard when you were on holiday? Let us know below…

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