We must have heard them all over the years, from the genuine to the funny to the just plain “I’m sorry, did you really just say that?”
Please don’t misunderstand us: as great as we all know cruising to be, we’re sure if you made a complaint on-board you’d have a good reason to do so and would never dream of complaining about some of things the people below did.
They’re all genuine complaints we’ve heard over the years though, all made by genuine cruisers and all for genuine reasons (or at least they must have thought so in their own heads!) Enjoy…
25- Did They Not Know Who He Was?
24- How Very Dare He!
23- Isn’t Stalking Illegal?
22- Seems Fair to Us…
21- Our Specialist Cruise Consultant Zara Shared This With Us:
20- Bah, Humbug!
19- No One Likes Getting Sea Sick!
18- Why Would You Want it To…?
17- What a Great Idea!
16- Not With These Shoes, Darling!
15- The Photographer Can Only Work With What’s There…
14- Just Get A Louder Alarm Clock!
13- Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed Out On Their Own
12- Remind Us to Avoid That Waterpark
11- Who Doesn’t Like a Good Curry?
10- We’re Sure They’ll Get Right on That For You
9- Well, What Did You Think They Did?
8- Actually…We Quite Like This Idea; Outdoors Air-Conditioning!
7- Eugh, White Sand!!!!
6- Some People Shouldn’t Be Allowed Out On Their Own (Again)
5- Well We Like Hairdressers!
4- We Have No Words…
3- Or Just Go To A Different Beach?
2- Seems Legit…
1- Well You Would Be Startled, Wouldn’t You?
We’re sure these people thought they had genuine reasons to complain. Either that or they were just trying it on! What do you think? What’s the funniest complaint you’ve ever heard when you were on holiday? Let us know below…
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