19 Reasons The Guy Next Door Would Never Go To China

August 12, 2015

Some people will try to tell you that China is a fascinating place…

terracotta warriors

But we’re not so sure

Chinese fisherman

 

The buildings are all really ugly

Chinese architecture

 

And look rather dulltemple in hong kong

The landscapes not really worth the visit anyway

Chinese landscape

 

There’s absolutely nothing historical to see at all

great wall of china

 

Even though everyone’s completely obsessed with the past

crows nest

 

The local villages aren’t even that picturesque

Chinese village

 

We mean at all!

Chinese village

 

The night life in the cities is non-existent

Beijing night life

 

And the roads are always congested

China cruise

 

There’s absolutely nothing there to surprise you

Danxia mountains

 

And don’t get us started on the food

dim sum

 

 

Basically, there’s nothing in China you can’t see anywhere else

Panda

 

Nothing at all

Giant budhha statue

 

Or this…

Chinese garden

 

Are you starting to get it yet?

Chinese dragon festival

 

No-one should ever go to China

yangtze river

You’ve been warned….

Red Panda

 

Just stay at home instead

bored

 

That ‘guy next door’! He sure know what he’s talking about doesn’t he? We mean why on earth could you possibly want to visit China?

It’s a beautiful country that’s both at once modern, offering travellers all the comfort they could possibly desire, as well as boasting thousands of years of fascinating history.

If you want to learn more about China then why not check out some of out other articles here…

13 unexpected views of the Great Wall of China you need to see 

Fourteen tips for travelling to China as A clued up tourist  

China first-hand: What it’s really like to cruise down the Yangtze 

Bucket List Cruising – Fully escorted China part one

 

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