Rude ???? Most normal people would see it as a joke....
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Topic: Witty Put Downs..
12th March 2012, 09:47 PM #133
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Impervious to brain damage.
A few clowns short of a circus.........
12th March 2012, 10:12 PM #134
Security Gaurd: "What you got on there driver?"
Lorry Driver (with empty truck): "Glider engines."
Security Gaurd: "Gliders don't have engines..."
Loirry driver: "Hmmmm. No flies on you."
The trouble with having an open mind, of course, is that people will insist on coming along and trying to put things in it.
HR Director to my daughter when she floated a new procedure, "Whatever colour you dye your hair Al, you'll still be blonde". He did adopt the procedure though!
13th March 2012, 03:59 PM #136Purser Member
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In a similar vein, Lizzie, I just love that one from Groucho Marx ... "I've had a wonderful evening - but this wasn't it"
And from Bill Bryson ... "We're all descended from the apes, but in his case it was clearly a very gentle slope"
He used to be indecisive but now he is not so sure
In a inter faculty reference for a student who was struggling "This man appears to be depriving a village, somewhere, of its idiot."