The cruise for people who never done cruises

 
Reviewed By: Ron, Bristol on 25th Feb 2010
Cruise Line: Ocean Village Cruises Times cruised before: 10+
Cruise Ship: Ocean Village Sailed: December, 2009
Destination: Caribbean Age: 36-45
Cabin: Outside Occasion: Annual/regular holiday
We sailed with Ocean Village on the 23.12.2009 to the Caribbean for 2 weeks. The holiday started on the wrong foot with a 3 hour delay at Birmingham Airport. Although the airline knew that the flight was delayed from the day before, they still made us check in as early as 05.30 in the morning.

Arrived at Barbados Airport and transfer was swift and efficient to the seaport. At the seaport terminal were eighteen coaches all awaiting in line to unload their passengers and check in. Check in was not well organised and you could see the difference when comparing to other cruise lines.
The ship although around 21 years old is still in good shape and well kept. Rooms were spacious compared to other cruise ships, although very outdated.
Food was a real disappointment and the word disappointment does not justify the low quality and presentation of food. During the 2 weeks it was day in day out with the same food. Vegetables were of a very low standard. Tomatoes were all spotty, Ham was lifeless, and cheeses presented were all substitutes to the real thing.
The simplest Pasta dishes were a disgrace to the Italian cuisine. Pasta was always very well done with sauces that I, for one have never, ever ate in all my travels. I was very much surprised being that the ship’s captain and a couple of other top ranking officials were in fact Italian. On the other hand I have never seen the above gentlemen eating at the Plantation or Waterfront restaurants as I would have loved for them to try out a couple of dishes and see if they agreed with me or not. I had asked a supervisor in both restaurants to call the Captain and ask him to taste the food but refused to do so.
It would take me days to comment on the food served on all the two weeks, but one word sums it all……..very very poor. Never have I seen so much poor food presented on a cruise ship.
To add insult to injury we were every day served time and again with tinned fruit for breakfast (grapefruit, oranges strawberry, peaches pineapple etc etc) when one would have thought that being in the Caribbean we would at least be served fresh fruit. The only fresh fruit seen was during lunch and dinner, apples, oranges, pears, plums and sometime grapes and all were of a very inferior quality. I wonder how long these products have been stored onboard the ship as the taste and appearance was out of this world.
Let us now turn to cheeses. These are served in 1 Kg chunks’ and a free for all battle to slice a piece. They were even cheeky enough to present us with blue cheese when the label clearly indicated Stilton cheese.
By the way Ice cream is not included and a fish and chips would cost you an extra £2.50. Not that this charge would ruin your holiday. But why should one pay for the above when you should have paid for all food in an all inclusive holiday.

Can you imagine going in for New Years Eve dinner and having to choose your wine before entering the restaurant and carrying the bottle with you on the table? Yes this is how it’s done on the Ocean Village.

.....................and by the way room service does not exist on this ship, not even against payment.

We met a really nice mix of people and ages and the ship is big enough that you can avoid being in an enclosed space with people who aren't really your cup of tea.

Entertainment was a hit and miss; some acts were acceptable others were painful to listen due to their absolute lack of discernable talent.

The organised sail away parties are despicable and people were hiding on deck as soon as DJ’s started insulting people on other ships anchored next to Ocean Village. To make matters worse, New Years Eve show on top deck was a disaster from start to finish. Sound was horrible, show left much to be desired and the lack of professionalism was at its best.

Oh and last but not least one cannot purchase any gifts in the form of alcohol from the duty free shops ashore as this is confiscated as soon as you are boarding the ship and given back to you on the very last day of the cruise. Again I have never seen this happen with any other cruise ships.

Will I ever sail again or recommend Ocean Village? I will leave that to your imagination.
Quality of Food1
.....enough has been said above
Entertainment1
Shore Excursions2
Staff1
Children's Facilitiesn/a
Onboard Activities1
Cabins4
Overall Rating1
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Comment by Dorrell, Hounslow (01 Mar 10 20:56) about this REVIEW
Ron, it's definitely an interesting review for sure. Having sailed in Europe on OV2 last October, I guess I'm somewhat qualified to comment on the OV experience. Tinned fruit - shouldn't really appear on a cruise ship at all. The Caribbean has an abundance of fresh fruit, so surely some could be loaded onboard OV? I don't ever recall being served tinned fruit onboard OV2. However, if I had, I don't think my holiday experience would be degraded in any way. Charter flights - OV has no control over them. They charter the aircraft, but they don't operate it. It's not justified to blame OV for a charter flight problem. That's like blaming OV because you didn't like the weather. They don't control it! Sail-away parties - they were fab onboard OV2 - perhaps OV1 has some way to go? "All Inclusive" - Ocean Village absolutely does not market itself as an "All Inclusive" holiday. It would appear that you may not have done your homework properly in this instance. However, that's not OV's fault. Wine at the table - guess what? You can (and we did) order bottles of wine at the table, in both the Plantation and Waterfront restaurants. I get the impression that you're happier onboard any other cruise line. That's your prerogative Ron, but there are plenty of folk here that do enjoy the OV style of cruising. You strike me as more of a 'traditionalist' when it comes to cruising. I'm not, hence I actually enjoy the product more. However, belittling others who post here in defence of OV is a little unnecessary Ron. It's an open forum, you claim to be in the 36-45 age group, like myself, so there's really no need for the childish retort. You didn't enjoy it, you've said your piece, that should be the end of it. Ocean Village (the brand) was a marketing experiment by Carnival Corp to open-up cruising to a wider audience in the UK. Carnival believes they've completed the experiment and the more sophisticated UK market is now ready to book on the more 'upmarket' cruise lines that you frequent. That's the true reason for moving the ship to Australia, according to Carnival Corporation.
Comment by johnson, galston (26 Feb 10 21:46) about this REVIEW
Come on lay off poor Ron , he has just written a review as honest as he can , just because others don`t agree they shouldn`t write personal comments about him. . I travelled on OV last year and really enjoyed it but thats my opinion which I am entitled to ,same as Ron. I am going on OV in Spring again and wonder if the quality will be reduced , we will see .
Comment by Ron, Bristol (27 Feb 10 11:50) about a COMMENT by johnson (26 Feb 10 21:46)
Now that is how this forum should be. People sharing and respecting one’s opinion. I hope you enjoy your holidays in spring
Comment by Gibson, London (26 Feb 10 23:39) about a COMMENT by johnson (26 Feb 10 21:46)
OK fair point lay off him - everyone is entitled to their opinion but when he makes comments like the food was very, very poor which could be scaring off first time Ocean Villagers, those who actually disagree with him are also entitled to contradict him. He also makes a bit of a fool of himself by saying try Cunard or Celebrity - those who choose to travel OV have opted for casual cruising for a reason and are therefore extremely unlikely to try Cunard or Celebrity which offer a totally different cruise experience (including room service and bringing wine to the table!!). OV is not as you know and has never claimed to be a Cunard or Celebrity line, it is for people who don't do "formal" cruising.
Comment by Ron, Bristol (27 Feb 10 12:00) about a COMMENT by Gibson (26 Feb 10 23:39)
Contradict one's opinion ....yes off course but writing personal comments is highly unacceptable. As I said before it takes one to know one. Please read again my review and you might change your opinion on who's a fool. I'll repeat what I said "As to your opinion to the sail away parties it seems that you have never attended a proper sail away party on board HAL, Celebrity or Cunard. One can learn how to organise such an activity from these people". I was just referring to the sail away parties. So please read my review in its own context. Who is the fool know?
Comment by clarke, clackheaton (26 Feb 10 17:44) about this REVIEW
I quote 'it would take me days to comment on the food served on all the two weeks, but one word sums it all......very very poor'. Now call me picky but surely thats three words.
Comment by Ron, Bristol (27 Feb 10 12:08) about a COMMENT by clarke (26 Feb 10 17:44)
You sure know your math...but do you know your food. I guess you had to be onboard the OV to really understand my review. Would the word uneatable be acceptable?
Comment by Ormerod, Heysham (27 Feb 10 13:36) about a COMMENT by Ron (27 Feb 10 12:08)
"Would the word uneatable be acceptable?" Only if you're illiterate; it's 'inedible' ;-) 50% of you review is about the food. If all you go on holiday for is to eat, then why don't you just book a fortnight in a restaurant?
Comment by Ron, Bristol (28 Feb 10 14:00) about a COMMENT by Ormerod (27 Feb 10 13:36)
Who's illiterate now Mr Ormerod? One of the pleasures of cruising is that of trying different cuisines served on the same ship. That is why ships are having 6 or more restaurants onboard serving cuisines from all around the world. But that might not be the case for you!
Comment by Marshall, Edinburgh (27 Feb 10 17:53) about a COMMENT by Ormerod (27 Feb 10 13:36)
If you are going to be critical of others be aware that "inedible" means must not be eaten, probably because it's a poison, "uneatable" means not poisonous, but too unpleasant to eat.

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