Nice one LOL.
Fab answer! I laughed for ages.
The "Achille Laura" caught fire and sank.
Another one lost in 2007 was Louis Cruise Lines Sea Diamond, with a believe two fatalities, both passengers, this was at Santorini.
Mikhail Lermontov 1986..........Sea Daimond 2007.
............. the most dangerous part of your cruise is likely to be the M62 on the way to the docks, although there is no record of a cruise liner having sunk there. lol.
Have you forgoten The Sun Visa in the mallaca straights 1999 we should have been on it for the mallenium.
Dont panic, they give you lifeboat drills BEFORE the ship leaves dock, feel like a bit of a prat standing in glorius sunshine, with a bright orange life jacket. still its a great way to get the holiday off to a good start, cos you get to laugh at others who look worse in their lifejackets than you do LOL.