My ten questions are
Can i smoke in the restaurant onboard?
Do i have to tip?
Why can i not charge my bar bill to your account
What do i do at the ports of call?
Where do they make you walk the plank?
Can i pay in confederate dollars?
Will they let me bring a barrel of rum onboard?
What line owns the black pearl?
Can i wear a swimsuit to dinner?
Do they allow mixed saunas?
What a brilliant sense of humour you guys must have, your series of ten questions and answers are equally as funny as anything the two Ronnies ever did. we have spent many interesting lunches and dinners on cruises with people that we have never met before or are likely to again and I have to say it's one of the things that sets cruises apart from hotel holidays.
Very, very good but to pass you will have to pay for an extra semester.
Looks like i did not read the terms & conditions so maybe i should complain and get some compensation.
I just love your way of thinking - I think you are brilliant.
Brill !! i could also think of a few more !
what happens if i miss the boat ?
do we have to attend the muster ?
whats the price of drinks on board ship ?
do you have to bring your own towels ?
will i be able to see the sea from an inside cabin ?
if its an american ship why do i have to pay in dollers ?
what shore excoursions are available in april 2010 ?
i could go on and on neil n ida you are so funny .
You certainly score highly for these but the best of all: ......will i be able to see the sea from an inside cabin ? That one earns a diploma ( and the answer....If you can you're in real trouble.)
Thanks to you all .... it was great. .... Neil.